Smile with funny quotes

One of the best idea to refresh your mind and boost your energy in weekend is funny quotes.They are short and easy to remember,so you can share with your friends,in e mail or with your family at dinner.Want few hilarious quotes?Look here:

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.

VENI, VEDI,VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception!

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

If you shouldn’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Enjoy!